Southern Daily News

Recent convesation overheard at a southern truckstop known as The McYankee Doodle Doo where international star Ewan McGregor is practicing for his new role as head chef and restaraunter.A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

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